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Call Me Army Brat

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Call Me Army BratWhat do you do when a killer is stalking you, and no one believes you? In the 1960s, a precocious young girl cries Wolf! once too often and puts her life at risk when she accidentally stumbles upon the pitifully mutilated body of a teenage girl in the woods surrounding The Presidio of San Francisco. Maura narrowly misses meeting the killer and runs for her life, but when she reports the murder to the Presidios military police, they dont believe her.

What do you do when a killer is stalking you, and no one believes you?

In the 1960’s, a precocious young girl cries “Wolf!” once too often and puts her life at risk when she accidentally stumbles upon the pitifully mutilated body of a teenage girl in the woods surrounding The Presidio of San Francisco. Maura narrowly misses meeting the killer and runs for her life, but when she reports the murder to the Presidio’s military police, they don’t believe her.

Over the years, and on more than a dozen military bases, this extremely bright but emotionally fragile Army Brat subjects her family, friends, and the military police to a variety of pranks. They know her intimately for her unbridled imagination and her propensity for playing tricks and jokes on people. Consequently, she has zero credibility with any of them.

She persists, however, pleading with the military police until she finally convinces them to check out the area in the woods. When they reach the spot in the woods, the body is gone and there are no traces of foul play. She receives yet another serious lecture and warning from the police, and her dismayed parents ground her for a month. Her friends? They give her the benefit of the doubt, but they have other priorities on their minds. The only person who truly seems to believe Maura is a psychologist whom she’s had a long and somewhat dysfunctional relationship with.

A despondent Maura realizes she’s on her own, and morbidly wonders how long she can avoid her own grisly death. She begins piecing together clues to the murder and stumbles upon the surprising identity of a sadistic killer who is seemingly loved by all.

About the Author

The author herself is an Army Brat, having been raised on more than twenty army bases, stateside and in Germany. She entered the U.S. Navy after graduating from high school and was trained as a CTI (Communications Technician-Interpreter). Her duty stations were primarily in Europe and the Middle East, during the Cold War. She has written and published numerous articles and short stories over the years, and is now focusing primarily on book writing. Mrs. Needham resides in Kingman, Arizona with her husband, and spends her spare time traveling, visiting her son and grandchildren, and gardening.

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Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice looking pair of shorts
Size: X-Large, Color: Dark Grey, Size: X-Large, Color: Dark Grey
I ordered these to have as a casual option for the warm weather. These are made of 95% polyester, but feel soft and comfortable. They are of good quality and seem very durable. The material is fairly thick, but still lightweight. I love that the pockets have zippers to keep my items secured. I did not find any loose threads or visible defects. Good value for the money.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2026
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Quothy
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 3
Not terrible, but the material and fit just weren’t for me...
Size: X-Large, Color: Khaki
I really wanted to like these shorts. From the pictures, they looked precisely the style of summer shorts that I like. Unfortunately, I was left somewhat disappointed as soon as I opened the shipping package. The biggest thing for me is the material. These shorts are much shinier in person than I expected from the listing photos. Depending on the lighting, they have a kind of satin sheen to them, which is not really the look I was going for and not what the photos depicted. I was hoping for something a little more understated; closer to khaki material. The fabric also holds wrinkles more than I expected. Even after smoothing them out or folding them carefully, they seem to keep creases pretty easily. It gives them a slightly messy look unless you’re constantly adjusting or hanging them properly. The material is also very thin, which would be nice, but likely is the reason the wrinkles are so apparent. Fit-wise, they land in that awkward middle ground where they are not exactly uncomfortable, but they never quite feel natural either. The cut just sits a little strangely on me. It is hard to pinpoint exactly why, but they don’t drape or move the way my favorite shorts do. Sometimes that happens where the proportions technically fit, but the overall shape still feels off. That said, they are not all bad. The construction itself seems decent, and they feel like they would hold up reasonably well to regular wear. I also appreciate that they are lightweight and breathable enough for warmer weather. At the end of the day, these might work really well for someone who likes a shinier look and does not mind a more structured fit. For me personally, though, the combination of the sheen, wrinkle-prone material, and slightly awkward fit kept them from becoming a pair I would want to have in my regular rotation.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2026
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Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Comfortable Everyday Shorts with a Clean Casual Look
Size: Large, Color: Dark Grey
These shorts strike a good balance between casual comfort and a more put-together appearance. The twill fabric feels durable enough for regular wear while still being lightweight. The drawstring adds flexibility in fit, which makes them easy to wear in different settings—from casual outings to light activity. The 7-inch inseam gives a modern, slightly athletic look without being too short. Pros • Comfortable fit • Versatile casual style • Lightweight but durable fabric Cons • Not performance-focused • Limited stretch compared to athletic shorts Overall A solid everyday short that works across multiple casual settings.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2026
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Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 4
Good Basic Pair of Basic Shorts
Size: Large, Color: Khaki
These are a good basic pair of shorts. They fit well with a comfortable drawstring waist and a nice length that’s not too short or long. The material feels a bit thin, which is actually a positive for summer since they’re lightweight and breathable. The color came out a little more gold than true khaki in person, but it still looks decent. Overall, they’re solid for casual wear, beach days, or just around the house. We’ll see how they hold up after washing, but so far I’m happy with them for the price and will be wearing them regularly.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2026
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Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
Comfortable summer shorts with a relaxed fit and practical pockets
Size: Medium, Color: Dark Grey, Size: Medium, Color: Dark Grey
Comfortable and lightweight shorts with a relaxed fit. The drawstring waist makes them easy to adjust, and the pockets are useful. Fabric feels breathable and suitable for warmer weather. Overall, good quality and easy everyday shorts for the price.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026

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