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Masturbating Midget-Man Wind-Up DollWinner of 2014 XBIZ Award for Adult Game Bachelorette Product of the Year! Big things come in small packages, and Masturbating Midget Man is no exception! Wind him up and watch this pint sized player beat his massive manhood! This shrimpy stroker is stocky, cocky, and ready to party all night long! He's locked, cocked and always loaded, wind him up and watch him beat his meat! Masturbating Midge makes the perfect gag gift for any occassion! 4. 25" Tall
Winner of 2014 XBIZ Award for Adult Game/Bachelorette Product of the Year! Big things come in small packages, and Masturbating Midget Man is no exception! Wind him up and watch this pint-sized player beat his massive manhood! This shrimpy stroker is stocky, cocky, and ready to party all night long! He's locked, cocked and always loaded, wind him up and watch him beat his meat! Masturbating Midge makes the perfect gag gift for any occassion! • 4.25" TallShipping Notes
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★★★★★ 5
Dry Mouth Relief
From the first night I used this product I haven't had a dry mouth during the night.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 18, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Works great
Works great
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Reviewed in the United States on March 14, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Great Small Dog Treat
Size: 1 Pound (Pack of 1)
The product arrived quickly and my dogs love them. The price is up, but what isn't.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 14, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good treat for your puppy.
Size: 1 Pound (Pack of 1)
My puppy loves them !
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Reviewed in the United States on February 21, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Captain Beauregard T
Size: 1 Pound (Pack of 1)
Chik'n Chips are our dog's favorite snack! Beau is absolutely crazy about them.
If you really want him to do something, just tell him to "Sit" and give him a
Chik'n Chip. Or show him one and ask him "What do you do?".
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026